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Released in 1996

If You've Got Trouble

Written by Lennon - McCartney

Last updated on May 26, 2016


Album This song officially appears on the Anthology 2 Official album.

Timeline This song was officially released in 1996

Related sessions

This song was recorded during the following studio sessions:

From Wikipedia:

If You’ve Got Trouble” is a song written by Lennon–McCartney and recorded by the Beatles on 18 February 1965 with Ringo Starr singing the lead vocal. The song was intended to be Starr’s vocal appearance on the Help! album and the Help! film, but the Beatles were not happy with the recording and later chose “Act Naturally” (which is not in the film) instead. “If You’ve Got Trouble” remained unreleased until Anthology 2 in 1996.

Recording

If You’ve Got Trouble” was recorded in a session beginning at 6:00pm on 18 February 1965, the fourth day of recording for Help!. It was one of three songs worked on that day, the others being “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away” (recorded earlier in the day) and “Tell Me What You See” (recorded in the same evening session).

The backing track for the song was recorded in a single take. Starr then overdubbed a double-tracked vocal, and Harrison added an extra guitar part.

A mono mix of “If You’ve Got Trouble” was prepared on 20 February 1965. A stereo mix of the song was created for Anthology 2, and this mono mix remains unreleased.

Aborted Release

If You’ve Got Trouble” was prepared for release in 1984 for the Sessions album. Geoff Emerick edited the arrangement, swapping the verses around and knocking around 20 seconds off the running time. After the release of Sessions was blocked by the surviving Beatles, this version was subsequently widely bootlegged until the unedited version was released on Anthology 2.

Critical reception

Music critic Ian MacDonald said the song was “the only unmitigated disaster in the Lennon–McCartney catalogue“, and criticised its lyrics and melody. Beatles’ historian Mark Lewisohn agreed, saying it was “not one of the better Lennon–McCartney numbers … nor was it brilliantly performed.” George Harrison himself stated that “it’s the most weird song. […] It’s got stupid words and is the naffest song. No wonder it didn’t make it onto anything.

From The Usenet Guide to Beatles Recording Variations:

  • [a] stereo 1995.
    CD: Apple CDP 8 34448 2 Anthology 2 1996.

Not the edited mix prepared for the Sessions LP in 1984, but a new one with the whole song, except one “anybody” mixed out after “rock on anybody”. A stereo mix of the full song was bootlegged in the Unsurpassed Masters set in 1989.


Lyrics

If you've got trouble

Then you got less trouble than me

You say you're worried

You can't be as worried as me


You're quite content to be bad

With all the advantage you had over me

Just cause your trouble

And don't bring your troubles to me


I don't think it's funny

When you ask for money and things

Especially when you're standing there

Wearing diamonds and rings


You think I'm soft in the head

Well try someone softer instead anything

It's not so funny

When you know what money can bring


You better leave me alone

I don't need a thing from you

You better take yourself home

Go and count a ring or two


If you've got trouble

Then you got less trouble than me

You say you're worried

You can't be as worried as me


You're quite content to be bad

With all the advantage you had over me

Just cause your trouble

And don't bring your troubles to me

Ah rock on, anybody


You better leave me alone

I don't need a thing from you

You better take yourself home

Go and count a ring or two


If you've got trouble

Then you got less trouble than me

You say you're worried

You can't be as worried as me


You're quite content to be bad

With all the advantage you had over me

Just cause your trouble

And don't bring your troubles to me

Just cause your trouble

And don't bring your troubles to me

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Bootlegs

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Live performances

Paul McCartney has never played this song in concert.

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