The Paul McCartney Project

Pads, Paws And Claws

Album This song officially appears on the Spike Official album.
Timeline This song has been officially released in 1989

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Song facts

Pads, Paws and Claws” is a song written by Elvis Costello & Paul McCartney, recorded by Elvis & band to appear on his 1989 album “Spike“.

FromĀ Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink by Elvis Costello:

Paul now called for some more writing sessions, spread over a few days. This would mean having to stay overnight near the studio. I didn’t much venture out into the countryside in those days. When we’d mixed Punch the Clock outside of London, I’d asked a local cabdriver what people did for fun in the nearby village and he’d replied, “Oh, it’s all wife-swapping and witchcraft around here.

I’ d always suspected as much.

But this wasn’t going to be like 1977, when I had to kip on a broken sofa in Clover’s rat-infested rehearsal room. I was sleeping in a nice feather bed in the Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor Suite of a quaint local inn. I don’t know what legend was attached to the name on the door of the room, but it was just big enough for a four-poster bed and an ice bucket.

On my first night there, I walked into the bar for a glass of tonic and bitters. A sightless, slumbering dog, wheezing by the fire, caught the scent of my wretched soul and began barking and snarling at me. It then hauled itself up on all fours with considerable effort.

Don’t worry about him, he wouldn’t hurt a fly,” said the landlord. “He’s as blind as a bat.

At which the Pew-like Alsatian reared up on its hind legs, pinning me against the flocked wallpaper with its fore paws. The grey film of cataracts obscured its eyes, but its slobbering muzzle seemed to be working fine, and the dog seemed determined to locate my neck in order to sink in a fang.

Ah, he’s just playing with you, the silly old sod,” the landlord declared as he balled up a beer-soaked tap cloth and aimed it at the beast.

The next day we wrote “Pads, Paws and Claws” – which took its title from a children’s book about big cats that I’d found in a junk shop, rather than immortalizing my encounter with the hellhound of Rye – then we dashed off a little rock and roll tune called “Twenty Fine Fingers.

We were now working on two or three songs a day. Whenever Paul and I completed a number, we’d go downstairs to the recording studio on the ground floor and cut a demo with just two guitars or the piano.

They remain the most vivid and uncluttered versions of our songs.

Last updated on March 19, 2017

Lyrics

She's a feline tormentor, not any vaudeville wife
With a drunk-town lament, he leads her a miserable life
But when he's full of that beer-champagne
She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws

And if he should wake up in some terrible dive
And he don't know if he's so-so, but he's so surprised he's alive
"Come on little honey, let me under your hive"
She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws

She pads, pads around the bedroom, practicing ways to flirt
He paws, pours another drink and anything in a skirt
Anything wearing a necklace
He thinks of claws scratching his back
He's going out there, he's not coming back

She's got spider-leg fingers, sharpened whenever he strays
And she carries a bird-purse with all of her womanly ways
While he's drinking hairspray, she knows that he never would dare
She could be in pictures if she wasn't all covered in fur

He's coming home now and here's the surprise
You wouldn't believe the lies that he tries
She cut him down to her favourite size
She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws
She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws
She pads, paws, pads, paws and claws
She pads, paws and claws
Oh yeah
Pads, paws, pads, paws, pads, paws and claws...

Officially appears on


Spike

Official album • Released in 1989

2:56 • Studio versionA

Marc Ribot:
"alligator" guitar, Electric guitar
Elvis Costello:
Hofner bass, Piano, Producer, Sub-aqua & acoustic guitars, Vocals
Jerry Marotta:
Drums
Jerry Scheff:
Bass
Kevin Killen:
Producer
T Bone Burnett:
Producer, Trigger bass
Michael Blair:
Marimba, Martian-dog bark

Recording:
1988
Studio:
Ocean Way, Los Angeles


Spike

Official album • Released in 1989

2:07 • DemoB

Elvis Costello:
Guitar, Piano, Vocals

Recording:
May 1987
Studio:
Windmill Lane Studios, Dublin

Bootlegs


The McCartney - MacManus Collaboration

Unofficial album • Released in 1998

3:56 • LiveL1


Collaborators

Unofficial album • Released in 2004

2:05 • DemoB • Elvis Costello demo

Elvis Costello:
Guitar, Piano, Vocals

Recording:
May 1987
Studio:
Windmill Lane Studios, Dublin

Live performances

Paul McCartney has never played this song in concert.


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